Please Give Warnings When Unlocking a 7th Stash Tab

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I tried out Diablo 4 many months ago and was entertained for a short period of time. Then, I returned to Last Epoch. I leveled up a new Runemaster and started making decent progress until I hit a wall. I ran out of stash space and I had 6 total tabs unlocked. I thought about unlocking a 7th–but my time in Diablo 4 caused me to experience a sense of dread and panic.

Could my new computer handle the processing power required to unlock that vital 7th stash tab? I wasn’t sure if it was the right decision. Well, I took the plunge and unlocked it. What followed will haunt my dreams forever.

My computer immediately bluescreened. My PSU exploded and set fire to my peripherals. I called 9-1-1 and ran in fear. Once I made it outside I realized it was already night time and saw that the entire neighborhood too was powerless. What had I done?

Police and firetrucks showed up on the scene along with electrical technitions to access the situation. The power was out for weeks until the White House responded and dispatched emergency aid to the region.

Do not underestimate just how dangerous a 7th stash tab can be. It has the power to bring ruin to us all and bring about a Last Epoch.

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Both my cats, and dog, died within 6 months of purchasing my 7th stash tab. There is so much truth to what you’re saying…

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Facts brother. Facts.

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I ignored the warning signs and I bought an 8th tab. It made my country cease to exist in history. There’s only a void where it used to be, but people don’t even notice it.
At least the internet is still good though, so I’m looking at how much I need for the 9th tab.

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The void in LE was created when I bought stash tabs 11-15 at once and then leaving them void for days…

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IIRC the first few tabs (might actually be 6) cost 1000 gold each and then it starts adding 10k, so not entirely a meme thread. :smiley:

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I would never stoop to such a level. My irresponsible actions also impacted the lives of all the local cats and dogs in the neighborhood. Some escaped during the confusion and had to be captured and taken to shelters.

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I hope they are all ok. :cat: :dog:

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One of the cats kept screaming about Lilith’s return and they had to put him down.

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That’s funny, when I unlocked my 7th stash tab I was surrounded by a heavenly halo of golden light and now I can rip holes in spacetime with the power of my psychic might. No more 45 minute commute into London for me, or waiting in line for the loo!!

Are you sure you were doing it right? Maybe you should just git gud scrub?

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You were playing the wrong game. In Grim Dawn, that is the normal result.

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No, it was definitely Last Epoch, though it might have been the CT build.

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Hm. Maybe you took a rift into the future–decades after stash tab technology was thoroughly tested and refined? That could explain it.

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Some men in black showed up at my door when I unlocked my 7th tab. Something about illuminati, the 4th wall and thousands of other players now stuck trying to load all 7 of my stash tabs.

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I would suggest upgrading from 32g ram to at least 64 or 128 and get the fastest i9 CPU. Even with both–you might need at least 18 fans to keep the system from a meltdown.

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Well at least now we know the real reason all the servers are down, it’s not in preparation for 1.0, but that crazy one who bought the 7th tab.

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I must buy the seventh tab as quickly as possible to thwart Satan.
I have an alarm on my phone that is virtually signaled by my iphone camera that will alert me the second I am able to purchase the seventh tab and save my soul.
Satan will not succeed. Not when I can tech around.
777 the number of our lord.
Love to you, oh earth and sea
For our God sends the Angels with promise
Because God knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number
Its number is six hundred and sixty-six
shall be thwarted and smited down by our seven hundred and seventy-seven. Why?
777 > 666. Proof bois!

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Stash tabs 1-6 are 0 Cuil. Anything past 6 starts adding Cuil levels with each tab.

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The seventh tab unleashed the holy fires of hell upon the entire eurasian subcontinent… god… what have I done…

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Is it possible… just possible, that the translation of the bible is incorrect?

Could it instead be referring to the purchase of the 7th Storage Tab? We must have at least 1 religious scholar on these forums.

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