Please Give Warnings When Unlocking a 7th Stash Tab

I thought i had self control!
i thought six would satisfy my cravings and i could stop there!
Noooo! I had to unlock the 7th.
Then i woke up after a heavy session and found i’d got 11 and i’m literally stuffing white stuff in there like an addict!

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I think a future challenge mode should be to level all 15 masteries to empowered with just 4 tabs.

I believe while I also believe am not a religious scholar.
-1 to my religious take roll.
Christ is King, and the seventh tab is a revelation!

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Ok, fess up. Who bought the tab despite the warning and brought the forums down?

So from what I am reading I am DOOMED as I have over 10 stash tabs. Glad my life insurance is up to date for the fam.

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See? I warned everyone. All the online connection problems, all the agony and pain–it was all preventable. But no–no you heathens had to unlock the 7th stash tab. You are all complicit in the chaos.

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I clicked my 7th tab and ‘SKYNET HAS BEGUN’ came up on my screen.

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Tht’s just a google ad, no worries.

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I also unlocked the seventh tab in the stash today.
Immediately afterwards, sirens started blaring outside my windows and at the same time the windows were smashed by the legs of men in black with machine guns in their hands.
They lifted me up like a piece of meat and carried me to the roof, where I was helicoptered to the President.
I had to sign a statement of disclos…jskskskandhfoossjaoaossueosowbbahaosorubebsns The sound of the keyboard nuts me about the head in the hands of the special intelligence of state agent

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It was like my girlfriend taking a shot of Taquila, I clicked confirm and my cloths fell off.

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I bought a 7th tab and nothing happened. Then a week later I started receiving free sample merchandise from Amazon.

So I bought an 8th stash tab in hope for something better. A week later some lady showed up and threw a brick through my front window.

So, yeah, 7th stash tab is iffy, but don’t go for that 8th tab unless you have some spare window glass laying around.

I do appreciate all the free laundry soap though.

To the OP of this thread, thank you for this. Thread is full of chuckles.

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