Honestly this post is dripping with so much sarcasm that I had to go wash my hands after reading it.
This thread is a full-on anti-depressant. It cures the gout, and reverses erectile dysfunction. No I don’t believe or endorse any of it. However, I’m very thankful that I was not reading this while in the middle of drinking a beverage.
I interrupted my wife’s meeting with her boss and 4 colleagues. I spent about 7 mins attempting to explain what I was laughing about. I texted one of her colleagues a link to this thread, and now they are all laughing it up. My wife’s boss called for a 10 min. laugh and coffee/tea break. This must have been their best meeting ever. 
Update:
I’m going to post a link to this thread in the D3 and D4 general forums. It should liven things up a bit over there.
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My knee jerk reaction is that you and Frosty should team up for a video
If you read the title and the first item and didn’t suspect that this was going to be a list of increasingly absurd requests to mock the FILTHY HEATHENS that don’t EXPERIENCE RAPTURE every time you load up the game you should know that your sense of sarcasm is broken.
I found this post tedious. As a US resident, I’m so exhausted with the alarmingly unhealthy level of us-versus-them bullshit from the last ten years my ability to find this type of satire completely broken.
If you read this, “to mock the FILTHY HEATHENS that don’t EXPERIENCE RAPTURE every time you load up the game”, and felt yourself to be triggered, re-read the list and think about what tribalism means to you.
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tldr: I want free max lvl max gear characters with nothing todo. total bs
jesus dude.
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I hope the entire post is sarcasm
Just makes me think of the only good song in Pocahontas.
“SAVAGES! SAVAGES! BARELY EVEN HUMAN!
THEY’RE DIFFERENT FROM US! THAT MEANS THEY MUST BE EVIL!”
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Is this a troll post?
Stopped reading at remove resistances lol
Ultimate rage bait
But I felt goooood…
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No kink shaming.
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What if my kink is kink shaming?
Then you have to shame your own kink.
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Don’t think he is making a meme. Or a joke. Sounds fairly serious to me.
No, I’m a casual and I want to actually replay the campaign on a like “game plus” mode. I’m tired of just going monolith after monolith after I complete the campaign.
No to removing resistances, that’s what makes this game a RPG.
I like normal monoliths and find their difficult (especially at the higher levels) to be quite challenging enough. I’m not looking at trying to max build my characters. I think the developers have done a great job at balancing very different types of builds; I choose my own build and built it the best I can.
There aren’t any death penalties as far as I’m aware. You must be trolling!
Wait, I’m reading all of this now and yeah you’re just trolling 
You people are crazy sometimes; got me I’ll admit!
Nah he has to be trolling… got me I’ll admit
T6 Maplestory mentioner (drop only)
I played elsword…. It’s worse then maplestory in the pay to win category. And worse in gameplay. Funny it’s both made by Nexon
Two options.
Either this is irony on your part …
or you recognize your own style.
Because when I read this, I initially thought this was your post. 
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