When will LE's 2 biggest bugs get fixed?

I think we all know which two bugs I’m talking about here. The two bugs which interfere with our game-play and disrupt our immersion into this fine ARPG. Of course, I am talking about: Ridicu-Bears and Mouse Sneezes.

Ridicu-Bears
We build our mighty hero’s power throughout the campaign, and are able to slay hellish demons from the netherworld in but 1 or 2 attacks. We can vanquish putrid undead monstrosities in but a moment. But, a normal forest bear? These insane beasts take 50-60 attacks to whittle down! Adventurers beware of the Ridicu-Bear!

Mouse Sneezes
Nothing is more satisfying than finding loot after a hard-fought battle with the forces of evil. After all, we adventurers deserve our just rewards. But that boon turns into mockery as we bend over to pick up our gold and … MOUSE SNEEZE.

:rofl:

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Maybe I’m too new around here, but I have no clue what you’re talking about.

The closing emoticon suggests you being facetious, bu t I also don’t know you so I can’t be entirely sure.

/shrug

Ahh, you have not yet encountered the mighty Ridicu-Bears! Be prepared, adventurer!

But surely you’ve picked up gold off the ground only to hear the dreaded Mouse Sneeze?

(Yes, this is mostly a funny thread on how demons and undead and stuff are easier to kill than normal bears, and how the gold looting sound sounds like a mouse sneeze…)

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I totally knew all of this.

We only have normal mice here, what weird kind do you have?

Probably ones that have the flu, or a cold or some other form of respiratory illness.

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It’s not often that I find a video game that teaches me some real world thing that I didn’t know. Thanks to LE, I apparently now know what a mouse sneeze sounds like.

Kudos to you, EHG.

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That is no ordinary bear.

That is the The Jakith Bear. It is an Un-dead bear engraved with Necrotic runes. It has the ability to blink from one position to another.

Llama succeeds in not being a dick! Angel’s gain their wings, puppies and kittens rejoice, politicians of all flavours sit down and discuss things in an adult manner and come to effective compromises

…and pigs can now efficiently fly.

They can anyway.

When they’ve been packed into small packages (as either bacon or sausages).

But apparently me not being a dick is one of the signs of the Apocalypse. I am one of the four Hoarsemen of the Apocalypse.

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