Agreed! It is truly reprehensible, disgraceful, objectionable - nay, sinful - to those of us with different kinds of teeth, or even no teeth at all, that our fake digital avatars are forced into having characters with unrealistic, unreasonable, unattainable Hollywood smiles while they swing enormous weapons, hurl balls of fire and lightning around, and navigate time and space.
Teeth? Pfffft, we need the character’s intestinal bacteria modelled, afterall, as we all know you can’t be healthy without a healthy intestinal microbiome. Then they could sell mtx for different digestive flora and fauna.
It could tie in with @Llama8’s suggestion of a /deaths counter. Remove Deathless tag, add teeth, and each time your character dies, you lose a tooth. Characters could also get a /smile emote to show how good (or bad) of a player they are…
But, then again, that just might turn this game into a Dentistry-simulator. And we wouldn’t want that.