Is non-crit melee bear doable?

EDIT: I’m dumb and can’t read. It stops minions from being crit. This could work then.

I’m back to my bad ideas again. I wanted to take another look at making the BloodKeeper’s Nest work. There’s been some general power creep with idols and easier legendary slams and there is now an experimental affix that summons bees on potion use and gives minion damage. So maybe there is some kind of thing that could work.

Probably not, but I can dream.

However, while I was looking at this, I had another idea: The bear was buffed and it has a node that scales it’s melee damage and movespeed per bleed on the target. So maybe there’s some kind of build where the bees provide a lot of easy bleed for the bear to benefit from. There’s one glaring problem with this though: Bloodkeeper’s nest says your minions can’t crit. Soooooo doing a melee hit based minion build seems less attractive.

But I’m just curious if there’s any reasonable way to make this work? Can you do hit based minions, specifically bear, and not worry about minion crit?