Minion AI needs some serious improvement

[McFluffin]

Minions definitely need some love. I think this recent quote from Sarno is relevant to the discussion:

@Sarno

We haven’t cancelled Minion Stances; they just require the time of particular team members who are very busy, and whose other work it’s difficult to prioritize them against. It’s been a while since we’ve spoken about them internally, but I expect them to be implemented eventually.