When are we getting the eterra monthly for July?
After Kraftonâs âYes, you are allowed to publish these thingsâ
Canât wait for the community build and cookie recipe.
Donât be so harsh people, maybe weâll get a small jpg again which they call âteaserâ and tells is absolutely jack all. Thereâs hope, right?
A little birdie told me EHG is waiting to see when the next PoE2 reset is going to be so they can appropriately select their Season 5 launch date ![]()
Maybe we will get two cookie recipes in the July Eterra Monthly, since there probably isnât much to talk about for July, as the communication dropped off quite a bit. Itâs been a long, dry summer for sure.
Lol the next âresetâ is 0.5.5 and itâs a month long event which will likely be first week of September after GamesCon (think thats the name of it) and then 1.0 will be round December. I really donât think that little birdy has realised that POE2 players donât influx madly to LE now. Look at the last season with a peak of 43k players and POE2s 0.5 having over 400k. LE has halved in peak numbers season 2 with 150k then season 3 with 70 and then season 4 with 43k - the only âtimingâ is how fricking slow each season is. They donât have capability to time things because theyâre always so far behind because theyâre working on 3 seasons ahead and filling the next release with hardly any new content. This should be the Etjokera Monthly.
True, this month (August) was a perfect time to drop Season 5 and clearly they arenât ready - so sad.
Yeah its crazy they arenât ready if theyâve been working on season 5 since at least season 3, maybe season 2 and to be here, now way over a year ago its just mind boggling. Then when it does drop and they add 1 new mechanic, maybe finish the 2 chapters and add a few skills you ask yourself why itâs taken so long for the amount they give us⌠![]()
Yes, thatâs why itâs a teaser. If you want a reveal or release, those are very different things.
LE: Picture which is meaningless. And primarily that.
PoE: Item peek, mechanical peek, QoL changes. Especially in the mechanical peeks thereâs other mechanics intentionally shown to allow speculation what and how something could mean, with a realistic chance to get it in the right direction. Even already information during ongoing leagues for the coming ones with distinct information âYes, this mechanic will change with guarantee as itâs too powerfulâ for example.
Come on⌠the difference is night and day. What a poor argument. And I wonât get further into what a proper teaser is and when⌠but damn, EHG is piss-poor in that regard.
Just 1 word: âIncompetentâ in all aspect. Even Grim Dawnâs Misadventure series that build up overtime for their new DLC are miles better than these âpictureâ teasers, Eterra Monthly bs. I donât think Crate even has a proper community manager nor some âstreamerâ who pops on every Friday just to show a picture and âI canât talk about itâ ![]()
Using your logic, German/American sausages arenât real sausages, theyâre just nasty tubes of crap compared to English sausages.
This is pretty much what all sausages are haha just nasty tubes of mashed up crap - donât get me wrong Iâll still eat them but really theyâre pretty gross.
The concept âartâ we get for teasers is average at best. It could be anything it doesnât make me curious or hyped it just makes me mad. They have no idea how to tease in a manner that makes people buzz. When was the last time you saw an image from them and went HOOLLLLY FRICKING HECKY THUMP THIS IS AWESOME!!!
I saw that helm and was like meh probably a necro lid. The armour which looks like a spriggan just got naked and hopped in the shower? Holy shit cos we havenât had enough really mid stuff added to the primalist class lately that hasnât addressed how clunky and weak beastmaster and his companions are or how poorly they play and how lacking in minion damage scaling tags they are. Sorry, I have mad beef with how bad BM is.
Lastly a flask, cool, not.
Ainât teasing anyone really. By default definition only.
Kinda want some sausages nowâŚ
First off⌠the other way around. The UK sports a bit more then 50 traditional âpork bangersâ (yes⌠yes thatâs the traditional term, and I just had to use it
) wheres germany offers around 1500 distinct types of âWurstâ. German is the sausage country, thatâs what theyâre known for.
And besides that I agree with @Donzpie . It doesnât matter how you try to argument here, not only is overall sentiment against you but itâs also on a objective manner just sub-par in content quality and often also quantity. Teasers have a buildup, they arenât just âdrop this picture and thatâs itâ but cryptic messages to ponder about, random posts, staggered reveals⌠and all culminating and being included and cleared up in a full-scale reveal.
EHG doesnât do that. They shove some random small bits and bobs at you without context or meaning and then they provide a - also very lackluster - trailer.
There is a reason why LE is always compared to PoE, itâs because the things EHG massively struggles with in general are the things which GGG has down to a âTâ.
Oh good, 1,500 types of gag-inducing tubes of nasty. Well done, doesnât mean any of them are actually tasty.
I am aware, yes. Though itâs not really used much at all outside of âbangers & mashâ.
Why? A teaser is just a small snippet of content used to whet someoneâs appetite GGG definitely are on the maximalist side of things while EHG are on the minimalist side.
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A teaser is a short promotional clip, advertisement, or opening scene meant to build curiosity and excitement for something bigger coming soon
As said, wonât argue further, did overdo it one post long already.
No ones curious, there was no excitement other than from the 7 people who played necro and as for something bigger.. what exactly is that? We have no season 5 in sight at all. Itâs in the same state it has been for months which is Mike saying âI canât answer that, I donât know that, Iâm not allowed to say that, itâs in testing, we donât have a date⌠oh and weâll have GTA 9 before season 5â
Curiosity and excitement have long faded from the majority of people which is why each day when I check online numbers theres around 500ish playing and a good chunk of them are probably bots they havenât managed to ban/figure out how to remove ![]()